Please have pity on me, for my life is a mess.
In the last 48 hours I have . . .
- Come down with a terrible, feverish cold.
- Booked a plane ticket for the wrong day.
- Called in the airline nearly in tears and begged them to cancel the ticket.
- Gained at least three paper cuts.
- Spilled water on myself numerous times.
- Got badly bitten by a cat while trying to save said cat from the clutches of a garbage lid.
- Used up 9 bandages and drove myself to the emergency room with a swollen, bloodied hand.
- Was recognized at the pharmacy as the girl who has been there three times in one week.
- Spilled coffee in hair (don't ask)
- Dropped a glass bottle on the floor which shattered everywhere and spilled red carbonated juice.
- Hurt hand numerous times while trying to clean up the mess.
I am done for now. I will be wrapped in pillows on the couch, not moving for the next few days.